my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half




The Team Fortress 2 wiki described how to get the new promotional Spy cosmetic. It’s exactly like how you would get a balloonicorn. The link provided on the wiki is selling real-life plushy Spycrabs for $20. You are then rewarded for your purchase with an additional in-game genuine Spy cosmetic that goes on your Spy’s shoulder, (most likely when you enter a promo code you receive with the real-life plush). The Spycrab comes in red or blue (depending on what team you are on) as a default. However, its body can be painted. You can officially adopt a spycrab now. ♥

It’s a metaphor